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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

Going viral on Threads:

My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

Making waves on Slack:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

1 month ago

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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26 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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