Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

90 shares on Discord this month:

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

52 shares on Slack this month:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?