Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.