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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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Borrowing cigarettes to save for the zombie apocalypse 🧟‍♂️🚬💼

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, cigarette, humor, joke, own, pack, smoking, stealing on Aug 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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