At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. Posted on6 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?