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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.