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Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Breaking via TikTok:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.
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Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Just landed via Discord:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Trending via Twitch:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Just landed via YouTube:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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