At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong.

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“Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous”

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