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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.