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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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2 months ago

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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5 months ago

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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2 months ago

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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2 months ago

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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2 months ago

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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3 months ago

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78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

19 shares on Discord this month:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

84 shares on Threads this month:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I remember sex. That was cool.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Just landed via Discord:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Going viral on Facebook:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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