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"Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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