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"Ah, Australia – where the wildlife is extra adventurous and the outback feels like a real-life game of Jumanji! 🦘🐍🕷️ Better watch out for those kangaroos rolling the dice next! 🎲 #WildDownUnder"

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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