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  • Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
  • I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.
  • As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.