Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When reality forgets to read the script! 😂✨🤪 Related funny posts 😂 She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it. Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. “I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.