Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBack in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim. There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
