Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.