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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Commentary:
Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, bad, bad news, going, humor, life, motivation, news, perspective, right, time, young, youth on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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