Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert. Commentary:Sounds like a concert where "smoked" means the food *and* the vibes! 🎵🔥🍳 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me. My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess. Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
