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"Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷‍♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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