Being awake is the worst. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When my alarm clock rings, my bed instantly becomes a magnet and I'm the metal! π΄π§²π Related Funny Quotes π€ I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching. I’m only grumpy when I’m awake. I hope this email keeps you awake at night. I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.