Being awake is the worst. Commentary:When my alarm clock rings, my bed instantly becomes a magnet and I'm the metal! 😴🧲😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. I’m only grumpy when I’m awake. I hope this email keeps you awake at night. I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.