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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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Manifesting you in my bed.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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They should invent someone who holds me.

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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