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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?