Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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“Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning”

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  • I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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