Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than b… Commentary:"Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁♀️ #SingleAndWinning" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity. I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.