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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than b…

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than b…

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"Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, better, day, freedom, humor, independence, relationship, self-love, single, valentine's, Valentine’s Day, wrong, wrong relationship on Feb 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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