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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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