Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.