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Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Breaking via WeChat:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

Live now on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Breaking via Discord:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

Just shared via Discord:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Trending via Slack:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Spotted on Twitch:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

British people be like “YouChube.”

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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How is it still this week?

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27 shares on Telegram this month:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Freshly posted on X:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Going bananas on Twitch:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Spotted on Discord:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

How is it still this week?

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