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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

1 month ago
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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

1 month ago
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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

2 months ago
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We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

2 months ago
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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

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