Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.