Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost. Commentary:Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture. It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot. Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past? I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep. Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.