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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.