Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.