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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.