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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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