Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCombining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.” It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.