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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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77 shares on Slack this month:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

62 shares on Slack this month:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Salary week, but salary weak.

36 shares on X this month:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Making waves on Discord:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Going viral on X:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Breaking via X:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Just landed via Slack:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Going viral on Messenger:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Just shared via Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Shared recently on Discord:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Just shared via Reddit:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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