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  • Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.
  • It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’
  • The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.
  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.
  • Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.