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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

Reincarnation, in this economy?

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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