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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.