Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" ποΈπ‘π Related Funny Posts π€ Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him. You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay? βIβm currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.β Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.