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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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When you're wearing rose-colored glasses but also checking if everyone else's lenses need Windex. 🤓🕶️✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, cynic, high, humor, idealist, only, personality, sarcasm, standard, standards on Sep 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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