Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards. Commentary:When you're wearing rose-colored glasses but also checking if everyone else's lenses need Windex. 🤓🕶️✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only. You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight. Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some. I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it. I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.