Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the only numbers on fire today are the ones in my expenses ๐ฅ๐ธ Who needs a jackpot when you've got bills to pay, right? ๐ #BudgetBlues" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear. Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget. If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out. โDamn, youโre tight!โ I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.