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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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