Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
  • Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.
  • If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”
  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.
  • Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
  • The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.