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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.