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"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy"

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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I only drink when I people.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Love is in the air fryer.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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