Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because Iโ€™m boring.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because Iโ€™m boring.

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โ€œWhat can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! ๐Ÿ™ƒ Itโ€™s a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really youโ€™re just winging it like everyone else. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ #BoringButBusyโ€

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