Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”