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"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy"

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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2 months ago

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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2 months ago

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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2 months ago

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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2 months ago

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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2 months ago

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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4 months ago

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86 shares on Slack this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

16 shares on Twitch this month:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

47 shares on X this month:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Going viral on Discord:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Just landed via Reddit:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Just landed via Threads:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Spotted on Discord:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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