Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.