Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now. The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”
