Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
  • If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
  • How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.
  • I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.
  • I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.
  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.