Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.