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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

16 shares on Telegram this month:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Making waves on Slack:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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