Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to invest in a larger doorway for takeoff! 🪽😂🚪 Related funny posts 😂 Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne. Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird. Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated. I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.