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  • Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.
  • Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
  • Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.
  • Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
  • Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?
  • Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh