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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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