Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, “tree-mendous” prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to ‘Tree Fiddy’ is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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