💾 Save Image Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Want to assert your authority at work? Simply beat your coworkers to the punch by pointing out their sleepy eyes before they can even mention yours. It's all about that pre-emptive strike, folks! 💪😏 #OfficePowerMoves" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Establish dominance over your children by whining louder. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: before, chance, confidence, coworkers, dominance, humor, sarcasm, say, tired, work, workplace