Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.” Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack. I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious. Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”