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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ”ช. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿคฃ"



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