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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Making waves on X:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Trending via Slack:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Spotted on X:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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24 shares on Slack this month:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

38 shares on X this month:

Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Spotted on Instagram:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Breaking via WeChat:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Just shared via Threads:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Trending via Twitch:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Freshly posted on Slack:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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