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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”