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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.