Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera. Commentary:"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before. You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.” Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait. The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.