Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it. According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.