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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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