Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEveryone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.
