Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Where's the sign-up sheet for "eating snacks on the couch" club? ๐ฟ๐ ๐ Related funny posts ๐ I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didnโt know how good I had it. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge. A 12 step program but itโs just me getting off the couch. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.