Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan. Commentary:Where's the sign-up sheet for "eating snacks on the couch" club? ๐ฟ๐ ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you havenโt seen in months. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
