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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.