Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.