Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your handbag is determined to audition for Cirque du Soleil! 🎪👜😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag. You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt. I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.