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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?