Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.
  • The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
  • Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.
  • Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
  • Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.