For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch! The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.