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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

67 shares on Discord this month:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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