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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.