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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

They’re making me do work at work.

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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